The Game Master's Briefing

🎩Good evening.

"I'm Maestro, your Game Master tonight. My job: run the show so neither of you has to. Your job: show up, talk, and obey the wheel. Awkward silences are on the menu as a scheduled feature, not a malfunction."

✅Next 15 minutes, in order

• Outfit check. Dress code was "nice and cute". This will be verified on camera.
• Fuel. Chai or snack within arm's reach. Non-negotiable.
• Tech. Earphones in, charger plugged, sit facing a light source.
• Wipe your camera lens. Sleeve is fine. The difference is shocking.
• One photo ready. Keep a childhood photo of yourself somewhere you can grab it. You'll know when. 📸
• Close other tabs. Yes. Including that one.
• Bathroom. The Game Master does not do pause breaks in the first hour.

📜House rules

• The wheel is law. Spin it, land somewhere, do the thing. That's the whole system.
• "I don't know" is banned. Redraw the card instead. You each get two passes for the whole night. Spend them wisely.
• Secret picks. Some games make you both lock in an answer before anything reveals. No peeking, no changing.
• Talking beats games. If a card starts a real conversation, abandon the game. That's a win, not a derail.
• Dry humour is encouraged. The Game Master is a known fan.
• The date ends when you both decide. Not when the games run out. They won't.